Woh Ek Kagaz; Jisey Talaq Kehtein Hain !

Woh Ek Kagaz; Jisey Talaq Kehtein Hain !

Din Bhar Ki Daud-Dhoop,

Hairan, Veeran Duniya Ke Chail-Chalavon Ke Baad;

Ab Bhi Jab,

Ghar Laut-Tha Hun,

Uss Ghar Mein,

Jisey Hum Kabhi Apna Ghar Kehtey They;

Toh,

Bikhra Pada Bistar,

Aur Bistar Par Pada Takiya-Gilaaf Pass Bulate Hain,

Thakaan Ka Takaja Dekar Badan Ko Sula Bhi Deta Hun,

Par;

Raton Ko Jab Haath Badha, Bagal Mein Tumhey Tatolta Hun,

Apne Hathon Se Dhoondney Ki Koshish Karta Hun,

Khaali Laute Haath,

Yaad Dilatey Hain Ki Ab Tum Gum Ho Gayee Ho, chali gayee ho;

Ek Kagaz Mein Jisey Talaq Kehtey Hain !

Gum Ho Gayee Saath Hi,

Kitchen Ke Bartanon Ki Awaaz Saath Lekar,

Meri Khushi, Chanchalta, Vachalpana Lekar,

Ek Kagaz Mein, Jisey Court Ke Judge Saheb Ne Diya Tha;

Yeh Kehkar, Ki Ab Tum Dono mein Kuch Bhi Naa Raha,

Naa Woh Chupa- Chupai Ka Milna,

Chori Sey Ek Doosre Ki Khusbo Lena,

Ek Doosrey Se Jhagadna,

Raat Ke Woh Budget Cinema,

Teracce Par Meri Tel-Maalish;

Daftar Phone Kar Farmaishaiyen Karna,

Sab Gaya Talak Ke Ek Kagaz Mein; Gum Ho Gaya !

Chalo, Phir Milein,

Chalo, Uss Judge Ke Ghar Chalein,

Poochein Ki Ek Kagaz Sey Hi Sab Kaise Khatam Ho Sakta Hai;

Agar Ho Sakta Hai Toh Aise Kagzon Ko Hi Khatm Kar Dijiye,

Aur Ek Naya Kagaz Likh Dijiye!!

Ki Aagey Ladey Toh Court Mein Nahin,

Aapas Mein Baith Kar Samjhengey!!

That's Me !!! Slightly Complicated but Unadulterated !!!

That's me !

Few decades back, all the Gods, cutting across religious lines, very worried over something, assembled themselves in one big corner of the Eden.

Of this lot for all obvious reasons maximum were the Hindu Gods & Deities; more than 33 crores, very much as mentioned in the Hindu Mythology - and increasing daily !

All Gods were terribly upset, angry and somewhat afraid of this lad who though born in a small town, relatively less read-less travelled had somehow learnt the true ways of their great kingdoms. The evil creations of belief, morality, virtue, righteousness etc. formed the kingdoms of the Gods and ensured all humans lived a suppressed life governed by God's hoodlums everywhere.

This lad was telling people about breaking away from the shackles of all these kingdoms and to live a life full of unadulterated, divine & eternal happiness thus available.

People had now started to believe in the lad. Now there were lesser queues outsides churches, temples, mosques and so on. The monetary collections of all religious gangsters were showing decline, worldwide!

Very worried, the Gods exchanged thoughts amongst themselves and unanimously cursed this lad to be on an aimless wanderlust for his lifetime!
To be on the move, no one by him, no one to be called his & no place to be called his own! This was the God's punishment to the lad for trying to displace the Gods from their high & supreme positions!

God's are God's & shall remain so probably ! There word started to work upon the lad’s mortal life. The wanderlust of the lad started! From one place to another, one relationship to other; magic happened - very suddenly his own people stopped recognising him!

The poor lad did not understood for lots of years that it a curse & a conspiracy of the God's to punish him for his effort to give people freedom from a life bound by dead religious customs & verdicts ! The lad was told about this by a fairy; who had fallen from the skies in his arms.

The lad closed his eyes, thought for a moment. The thought of being CURSED was painful. The only way to get his roots for the lad was to uproot the Gods & their collective curse. Mammoth task & insurmountable.

He raised his eyes towards the skies and told to the Gods' " If you all want so - "SO IT WILL HAPPEN !" - " But I challenge you!"

The lad with his closed eyes & head towards the skies DECLARED, “ I bless myself to live & roam around aimlessly till this planet's each human has broken away from the shackles created by you GODS & now on this entire universe would be my family !"

And then he broke into laughters & giggles cuddling the 'Fallen Angel' in his arms !

Since then the battle is on ! Gods as ever are Gods! And the lad is me - Jinesh Bhanu Jain Alias 'Joker Johny'.